Has political flip-flopping reached our President too?!
This reporter received word from a trusted source high up in the M.P.C. Board of Directors that Joe Zajac has switched from his long-trusted allies, Obut boules, to his newest fancy, La Boule Noire. Why, after all of these months of Team-Z Obut (now re-named to a menacing: "Team Z-Noire") battling Team LaChance (Integrale) has he spurned his steel-lustre Obuts for the "Noires"? One theory, as suggested by previous reports from an un-named source (Monsieur "K") is that Team-Z plays best under cover of darkness, and the reflective qualities of his shiny steel Obuts defeated the full advantages that only his darker boules can utilize.
What's next? Black sand & gravel imported from Hawaiian volcanic beaches to replace the terrain at the Royal Oak piste?! Only time can tell.
When asked for their opinion, Joe's old balls simply muttered "No Comment"
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