[brag report from MPC Prez: Joe Zajac]
Oh no, it's just the terrible shaking of the DPC Prez as Saturday grows closer! But all the way from Detroit?? He must be pretty nervous...
MPC is already making preparations and had significant practices last night...
Predictions re: DPC: dainty strokes of a paint brush... a training drill of some sort in disguise!? I think not!
Psy-Ops are already working! I predict stronger tremors after receipt of this email! I'm trading up from the Stratus to a HummV today just to make sure its not a tactic to keep MPC from making it downriver...
I'm even starting to feel a little sorry for the little DPC... who would have though it...
[Note to Joe from Jeff]: Make sure you bring extra money to fill up that gas-hog, at 3 miles-to-the-gallon, you'll need 15 gas-station stops to get down to Detroit!
